Mom (while reading a magazine): What does paint my mo-gee-toes mean?
Mom: Mo-gee-toes. What is that?
Me: What are you reading?
Mom: It's an OPI color. You know, I am wearing conga line coral. But mo-gee-toes doesn't even make sense.
Me (reading the OPI ad): Mom, it's called Paint My Moji-Toes Red. Mo-hee-toes As in, Mojitos. You know, the drink. Read it outloud.
Mom: Oh, well it looks stupid written that way.