I went to Disney World again on Tuesday afternoon to meet up with Aunt Helen Susan, who was in town with her family visiting the parks. As I approached "Disney Security" so my bag could be inspected, the "security guard" said: "I bet you have a million faults, but your smile is beautiful."
Ok, first, this is DISNEY WORLD. And that is lame. AND!!! He was way too old for me. What was he thinking? Goodness. I thought that kind of nonsense only happened to Al.