My sister, upon learning we were having a shower in the first place:
"Unless a shower involves hot water and Kohler fixtures, I want nothing to do with it"
Mom, after many family members failed to RSVP to the shower.
"This is why God lets you pick your friends, because you can't pick your relatives! RSVP is French. Perhaps we need to change it to CMOIKYA (Call Me Or I'll Kick Your Ass)