An Actual E-mail Chain

Between my mother, my husband and I the morning we celebrated our 3rd anniversary

Mom: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!     ~:-)

Michael: Aye, it be!  Many thanks!  It also be international talk like a pirate day, arrrgh!

Me: I am married to a crazy person.

Mom: OMG!  I forgot it was Pirate Day!  In that case...

Avast me hearties!  Tis said that today marks ye 3 years of being wed.

Tis a great day for yon landlubbers.  Hoist the sails and raise the rum!

AARGH, indeed!

(looks like your mother is a crazy person, as well - LOL)