Mom: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! ~:-)
Michael: Aye, it be! Many thanks! It also be international talk like a pirate day, arrrgh!
Me: I am married to a crazy person.
Mom: OMG! I forgot it was Pirate Day! In that case...
Avast me hearties! Tis said that today marks ye 3 years of being wed.
Tis a great day for yon landlubbers. Hoist the sails and raise the rum!
(looks like your mother is a crazy person, as well - LOL)