1) Magic Kingdom, Friday afternoon
Riding Big Thunder Mountain
We get into the train car and sit down. Michael notices a water bottle left in the small pouch, conveniently in place to hold hats, sunglasses, and other items that you'd not like to fly out of the car while riding. Michael removes the bottle to give to the nearest cast member
Michael: I found a water bottle here.
[meanwhile I put my sunglasses in the pouch]
Cast Member: Oh thank you!
[takes bottle and walks away]
Michael: And some sunglasses!
[reaching into the pouch and grabbing the glasses I just put in there]
Me: No! Those are mine!
Michael: Never mind!
2) Dining Room Table, Friday evening
Playing Black Jack
Me: You win
Me: You win. You have 18
Michael: No, I don't
Me: Yes you do. Eleven plus seven equals eighteen
Michael: Oh! Aces are eleven!
Me: This might be more fun if you knew the values of all the cards
Michael: And if I knew how to add numbers.
3) Finishing up Dinner, Saturday evening
Me: You know what we should get at Target?
Michael: I do not know
Me: It's a beverage
Michael: At Starbucks?
Michael: A latte?
Me: More specifically.....
Michael: I don't know
Me: What time of year is it?
Michael: Oh. A....... pumpkin..... gingerbread ?
Me: Right church, wrong pew. Pumpkin spice.
Michael: Yeah. That.