Al and I often communicate via gchat rather than phone. We're cutting edge like that. Our conversations provide great amusement to me. Today's chat was no exception.
Alison: I had library books due on Thursday. I figured I'd shove them in a drop box after work (libraries here are 10-5). Library 1- NO DROP BOX Library 2: NO DROP BOX! Library 3: drop box! for the LOVE OF GOD So I can barely check books out, and now you are making them difficult to return?! It's a scheme to get fines just like the evil USPS in cahoots.
Alison: I want the Netflix equivalent of the library, please. No due dates
me: They have that. You pay for it like Netflix tho- libraries are free. I mean, via taxes
Alison: Oh puh lease my taxes are SO HIGH. I should be having books wrapped in gold leaf and picked up by a trained shiba inu with a saddlebag and a cap that says NYPL
1 comment:
That is HILARIOUS! And Shiba Inus are such cute
dogs - appropriate representatives for literacy, to
be sure. LOL
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